February 2012
Day One of sorting my act out
Went to the gym
Went to a Pilates class
Chose a tuna sandwich (brown bread) over Dominos and Pancakes
Someone has brainwashed me in my sleep. I’m sure of it!
“People say, “I’m going to sleep now,” as if it were nothing. But it’s really a...”
– George Carlin, Brain Droppings (via thejeanicole)
Anonymous asked: You know I would give anything to wake up next to you. Pretty sure im in love with you. x
motheatendeerhead asked: you look yummy x
Anonymous asked: I think yours in the only chest piece that I've seen that I really, really like.
Anonymous asked: Would you ever do a Topless Tuesday? I think you're beautiful and I'd like to see a tasteful, classy photo of you topless with your hands covering your boobs or something. Just a thought! ;D
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
January 2012
